Officer D%ckhead Is Back In Action

Officer dickhead is back at it again! If you don’t remember, I wrote about this officer at my job (he is a DC police officer who constantly harasses me).  I don’t know him from a can of paint, but he has made it his life job to get me.  You can read about our encounters here.  Yesterday, I parked in an illegal space.  Actually, I just made my own damn spot because parking here is hard to come by.  Now, not that this is an excuse BUT, everyone one does it.  Cars always park there with no problems.  This is probably the 3rd or 4th time I have parked there.  But I guess that was one time too many.

When I came into work yesterday, I pulled up into my self-made spot.  Now there are two of these types of spots right next to each other.  So I pulled up and parked next to my fellow illegally parked car.  I got to work  at about 10:30, I left at about 3.   When I got to my car as I was headed home for the day, there is a pink piece of paper waving at me.  I watched the wind blow this paper that had been carefully  placed in my wiper blade.  I knew immediately what it was…and I thought to myself that it can’t be from officer dickhead.  But sure enough, when I got the ticket and looked at the bottom it was neatly signed “officer dickhead” (that’s not his name, but it might as well be).   I couldn’t help but to laugh.  I looked at the illegally parked car next to mine and do you think there was a ticket on it?  HECK NO! Did I get one, of course!  Now,  I think it was just a warning, since the warning box was checked…but still.

Once upon a time, I really believed what goes around comes around but now, I’m not too sure.  Is God really going to have it out for this man because he keeps giving me tickets and harassing me?  I don’t think that would take priority over homeless children, genocide and other serious matters in the world.  So, I really want to get this idiot back.  Now, this is totally out of my character, but who does he is to think that he can just keep messing with me?  He seriously seeks me out.  And I just don’t know why.

Today, my client and I were walking to another building for a meeting.  And who do we run into? None other than officer dickhead.  There was all these cops and a fire trucks outside of the building.  There always are.  The damn thing needs to be condemned.  So after being told we can go into the building, this idiot is yelling at my client saying “you can’t go that way…go the other way”.  This is after we had been told by the other officer to in.  I mean his tone and voice was just nasty.  When I realized it was him I just laughed.  He is such an idiot.  If he had of addressed me like that I would have told his rolly polly ass where to go and what he can do with his nasty attitude.

He’s the type of person you want to give ex-lax to and tell him it’s hot chocolate.  At this point its just funny and sad that he goes out of his way to seek me out.  The funny thing is I have no idea why. Maybe I shouldn’t waste my time plotting to get him, but I want to make it known that I am not the one.  Any ideas?